Category: bts fake chat

Seokjin, after losing Jungkook at the supermarket: Hi, can I use the intercom? I can’t find an acquaintance
Seokjin, over the intercom: Sayonara you little shit

Jimin: Hey Jungkookie, I need you
Jungkook: For?
Jimin: Ever

Jungkook: Do you remember what time we eated last night?
Namjoon: Ate*
Jungkook: Nah it was earlier… I’ll figure it out

Jungkook: Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?
Namjoon: Jungkook it’s four in the fucking morn-
Taehyung entering the room: Hyung, if oranges are called oranges, why aren’t lemons called yellows?
Namjoon: …
Jungkook: ( ⚆ _ ⚆)

Seokjin: What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? *leaves*
Yoongi: …
Namjoon: …
Hoseok: …
Jungkook: …
Taehyung: …
Jimin: *laughs so hard he dissapears from screen*
Yeontan: …

Jungkook: Bitch
Jimin: Blocked
Jungkook calling Jimin: Wait unblock me I have something to tell you
Jimin: Unblocked
Jungkook: Bitch.

Seokjin: Good morning
Taehyung: Good morning
Jimin: Good morning
Yoongi: Morning
Namjoon: Good morning
Hoseok: Y’all sound like robots, why don’t you spice it up a bit?
Jungkook: GOOD FUCKING MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Jungkook: *washing car with Jimin*
Jimin: Bitch, can’t you just use a sponge?

Hoseok: Hi! I’m Jung Hoseok, and you are?
Yoongi: Questioning my sexuality.

Taehyung: Just do it 🎷
Yoongi: Did you just use a saxophone as a Nike icon?