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Seokjin: I’m 80% awesome, 20% water and 100% beauty
Jungkook: That’s 200%
Seokjin: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be

Seokjin: Your belly button is just your old mouth.
Namjoon: …
Hoseok: I was having a good day.
Yoongi: We were all having a good day.

Seokjin: Ugh this dance is so hard
Jungkook: You want to know what else is hard?
Namjoon: THE HOLY BIBLE
Jungkook: I was gonna say-
Namjoon: Okay cut the camera off
Jungkook: ᵐʸ ᶰᵉʷ ᶤʳᵒᶰ ᵐᵃᶰ ᶜᵒˢᵗᵘᵐᵉˑˑˑ

Hoseok: Hi! I’m Jung Hoseok, and you are?
Yoongi: Questioning my sexuality.

Jungkook, to Jimin: “So I heard you like bad boys. Well… I’m bad at everything.”

Jungkook:

Taehyung: *has a moral dilemma*

Jungkook aka the lil devil: Blow out the candles before everyone else!

Hoseok aka the lil angel: NAAAAAH! Naaah~

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Yoongi: “You are what you eat”

Seokjin: “That’s funny. I don’t remember eating a sexy beast this morning”

Jimin: You’re pissing me off now, I’ve asked you for it 2 months ago and you still ignoring me.

Jungkook: Potassium

Yoongi: Did it hurt?
Taehyung: Did what hurt?
Yoongi: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw.

“Time to make a joke”

Seokjin said, trying to break the ice.