Category: bts fake

Seokjin, after losing Jungkook at the supermarket: Hi, can I use the intercom? I can’t find an acquaintance
Seokjin, over the intercom: Sayonara you little shit

Seokjin: The world would be a pain in the ass without girls

Namjoon: Is that a pun

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Seokjin: The world would be a pain in the ass without girls

Namjoon: Is that a pun

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Seokjin: Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?

Yoongi: I really don’t

Seokjin: That’s the spirit

Taehyung: I need you to come get me right now
Seokjin: Omg are you OK?
Taehyung: I’m fine
Taehyung: I’m on that date and she just… She just said she doesn’t really like dogs???? Like wtf please save me

*Probably Jungkook and Jimin arguing*

Jimin: “I’m the Beyoncé of the group”

Jungkook:

Jungkook: Ily
Jimin: Aww spell it out, it will make it more special
Jungkook: I love Yoongi