I love you.
When your siblings say “leave me alone” but you mad annoying
Me listening to love songs knowing damn well I’ll never be able to experience what they’re talking about
When you’re jokingly singing and you hit a high note and it actually sounds so good
Phone: storage if full.
Me: *deletes 7 apps, 456 pictures, 120 songs, and 976 emails*
Phone: storage is full, you moron, you absolute buffon.
Seokjin: I’m 80% awesome, 20% water and 100% beauty
Jungkook: That’s 200%
Seokjin: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be
Seokjin: What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? *leaves*
Jimin: *laughs so hard he dissapears from screen*
Someone: I’m 18
Me: Ok, reasonable
Someone: I was born in 2000
Me 10 mins into babysitting: I love children. Can’t wait to be a parent one day.
Me 11 mins into babysitting: