Category: bts shitpost

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Tae @ Jimin:

Namjoon is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,

So I packed up my stuff and right.

Conversation

Seokjin: *dangling hand off bed*
Demon: *grabs it*
Seokjin: What are we

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When your crush walks in the room and your friends are like

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Friend: “Your dog is not your baby”

Me:

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When your human fake-throws the ball twice in a row

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Crush: “I’m sorry… I built a wall around my hea-”

Me:

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“I can see your bra strap bitch”

Me:

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When your friends helped you write a risky text and now you’re all waiting for the reply like

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When your dog doesn’t bark while you’re sneaking back into the house

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I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behavior like “sorry I can’t help it I’m a scorpio”. No Susan you’re just a bitch.

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