Category: bts shitpost

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When you’re jokingly singing and you hit a high note and it actually sounds so good

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That little shit Jungkook needs to either fuck…

That little shit Jungkook needs to either fucking stop or come fuck me, there's no other option because I am sufferinG

JK: Okay but first, let me brush my teeth

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Phone: storage if full.

Me: *deletes 7 apps, 456 pictures, 120 songs, and 976 emails*

Phone: storage is full, you moron, you absolute buffon.

Me:

“You’re not a true ARMY”

 Please stop with this bullshit!

Who are we to judge people when we know just how it feels to be judged by others?

Can we all just listen to their music and shut the fuck up. Let me remind you that BTS is a boy band not a cult. Not buying their new stuff or not going to the concerts doesn’t make you less of a fan. I don’t have Rihanna’s posters on my bedroom walls and I fucking love her. You just have to love their music, that’s the main reason why they’re working harder than satan, they want to touch our souls with their songs… They don’t want us to fight, they want us to be happy. So stop this. Stop judging people, we never know what someone is going through or what they’re struggling with, so please… hakuna your tatas.

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Jimin: When I was small-

Jungkook:

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Seokjin: I’m 80% awesome, 20% water and 100% beauty
Jungkook: That’s 200%
Seokjin: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be

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Mom: What did you do today?

Me and my dog:

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BTS: NOT TODAY

NCT U: YESTODAY

ME: …MAYBETODAY?

Watch this.

Watch this.

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This is my dog pretending to be asleep to not talk to me. She’s mad at me because I told her we can’t go to South Korea and meet Jhope (her ultimate bias) How do I fix this?