Category: bts shitpost

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I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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Someone: I love your hair, can I touch it?

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Jimin @ Seokjin: Oooh so handsome!

Seokjin:

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Seokjin: The world would be a pain in the ass without girls

Namjoon: Is that a pun

image

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Me: I thought you didn’t give tickets to pretty girls~

Cop: We don’t. Sign here

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Type “[ur bias name] is gonna be shook when he/she finds out I am” and tap the middle word in predictive text a few times.

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Tae @ Jimin:

Namjoon is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,

So I packed up my stuff and right.

Conversation

Seokjin: *dangling hand off bed*
Demon: *grabs it*
Seokjin: What are we

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When your crush walks in the room and your friends are like

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Friend: “Your dog is not your baby”

Me: