Category: bts stories

Jimin, rolling over in bed: You awake?
Hoseok, turning to face Jimin: Yeah~ *starts snuggling*
[Meanwhile, in the next room]
Taehyung, rolling over: You awake?
Yoongi: …
Taehyung, poking Yoongi’s back: You awake?
Yoongi, violently rolling over: What the fuck do you want?

Jungkook: Ily
Jimin: Aww spell it out, it will make it more special
Jungkook: I love Yoongi

Taehyung: *sneezes*

Namjoon: “Bless you”

Taehyung: *sneezes again*

Namjoon: “Bless you”

Taehyung: *keeps sneezing*

Namjoon:

Taehyung: It takes at least 3 months to get the saxophone to sound right.
Jungkook: First of all, I am Jungkook.

Jimin: *covers Jungkook’s eyes*
Jimin: Guess who??
Jimin: He’s cute, funny, talented…
Jimin: And he’s gonna beat your ass if you get it wrong.

Taehyung: Just do it 🎷
Yoongi: Did you just use a saxophone as a Nike icon?