Category: funny

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When you’re jokingly singing and you hit a high note and it actually sounds so good

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Mom: What did you do today?

Me and my dog:

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When you wake up from a nap in the back of a car on a road trip and don’t know what state you’re in

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Me at 1 am: Alright guys I’m headed to bed, see you tomorrow

Friend: Don’t yOu mEan todAy?

Me:

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Someone: I’m 18

Me: Ok, reasonable

Someone: I was born in 2000

Me:

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When your mom told you to wake up like 27139 times but you’re still laying down
and she suddenly comes into your room

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Me 10 mins into babysitting: I love children. Can’t wait to be a parent one day.

Me 11 mins into babysitting:

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Friend: You both would make such a cute couple!

Crush: Ew!

Me:

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When someone claims to hate you but they’re always the first to see your instagram story