Category: funny

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Bae: “Are you ready?”

Me: “Let me slip into something more… comfortable”

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Maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it will leave me too

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When you’re pushing the shopping cart and you hit the back of your mom’s ankles and she looks at you like

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If I had a dollar every time someone called me short

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When it’s December 31st and someone says “see you next year!”

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Me: “I’m done spending money. I’m gonna be responsible and save.”

Any store: *Surprise sale*

Me:

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Me: *notices a pimple on my face*

Me:

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pic credit honeybubble

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Sign: “don’t touch”

Me:

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gif credit @jihope

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Me trying to pick my grades up before the end of the semester

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*opens exam*

*reads first question*

My brain: