Category: jungkook funny

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

Me: I thought you didn’t give tickets to pretty girls~

Cop: We don’t. Sign here

When your crush walks in the room and your friends are like

When you wake up from a nap in the back of a car on a road trip and don’t know what state you’re in

Jungkook: *sticks fingers in bowling ball*
Bowling ball: Daddy
Jungkook: Wtf

When you clog the toilet at your friends house

Every single time I try to wash a spoon.

Someone: So… My friend over there thinks you’re cute

Their friend:

Me: *trying hard to be seen as an adult*

Mom: Put on your jacket

Me: