Did my best friend just buy two BTS tickets for Paris?
- Yes, she did.
- Yes, she fucking did.
When your siblings say “leave me alone” but you mad annoying
Today a random guy sent me an unsolicited dick pic… I replied this
“sorry, I see nothing”
Me listening to love songs knowing damn well I’ll never be able to experience what they’re talking about
Jimin: Come on~ I wasn’t that drunk!
Jungkook: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Jimin: *tearing up* But you are.
Me: hello darkness my old friend
Jungkook: Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?
Namjoon: Jungkook it’s four in the fucking morn-
Taehyung entering the room: Hyung, if oranges are called oranges, why aren’t lemons called yellows?
Jungkook: ( ⚆ _ ⚆)
5 minutes into Netflix and Chill and he gives you this look
When you’re jokingly singing and you hit a high note and it actually sounds so good