Category: kpop funny

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Me: *showing my friend a K-pop group*

Friend: Wow! who are they?

Me:

Conversation

Jungkook: Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?
Namjoon: Jungkook it’s four in the fucking morn-
Taehyung entering the room: Hyung, if oranges are called oranges, why aren’t lemons called yellows?
Namjoon: …
Jungkook: ( ⚆ _ ⚆)

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Me, dancing in the club:

My brain:

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When you were born in Busan first

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Friend:
I’m back in a relationship with him, he’s changed.

Me:

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Don’t ever forget that this beautiful masterpiece exist

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IT’S HELLA WEIRD HOW EVERYONE SLEEPS DIFFERENTLY, like I sleep on my side, my ex sleeps with everyone, and y’all👏sleep👏on👏JungfuckingHoseok👏

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Bae: “Are you ready?”

Me: “Let me slip into something more… comfortable”

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Hoseok sweetie, I swear to God if you don’t drop your mixtape on your birthday I am gonna go bald soon.

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When you said something that was funny and no one heard so you say it again and they ask why you said the same thing twice