Me, dancing in the club:

My brain:

When you’re pushing the shopping cart and you hit the back of your mom’s ankles and she looks at you like
Officer: License and registration
Taehyung: *hands officer a card*
Officer: This is a get out of jail free card from the game of monopoly
Taehyung: Yes
Officer: You got lucky this time. Have a good night.
Jungkook: “I have no fears”
Taehyung: “What if you woke up one day and Jimin was taller than you?”
Jungkook: