Category: kpop shitpost

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Me: I thought you didn’t give tickets to pretty girls~

Cop: We don’t. Sign here

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Type “[ur bias name] is gonna be shook when he/she finds out I am” and tap the middle word in predictive text a few times.

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Tae @ Jimin:

Namjoon is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,

So I packed up my stuff and right.

Conversation

Seokjin: *dangling hand off bed*
Demon: *grabs it*
Seokjin: What are we

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When your dog doesn’t bark while you’re sneaking back into the house

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I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behavior like “sorry I can’t help it I’m a scorpio”. No Susan you’re just a bitch.

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I am not saying that Jimin is the most beautiful person in the world and he deserves to be loved…

But that’s exactly what I’m saying.

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Me: *showing my friend a K-pop group*

Friend: Wow! who are they?

Me:

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BTS Best Hairstyles

  • 15. You
  • 14. Can’t
  • 13. Rank
  • 12. Them
  • 11. Because
  • 10. They
  • 9. Are
  • 8. All
  • 7. Very
  • 6. Amazing
  • 5. In
  • 4. Their
  • 3. Own
  • 2. Way
  • 1. Messy hair

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Me @ the water that drips down my arms when I wash my face and makes a big ass mess: