Category: kpop shitpost

Me: *starts a movie*

Also me: *keeps playing with my phone for 10 minutes straight*

Me: This movie sucks

The movie:

Me: *starts a movie*

Also me: *keeps playing with my phone for 10 minutes straight*

Me: This movie sucks

The movie:

Me walking inside McDonald’s when I see they didn’t put ketchup in the bag in the drive thru

Me walking inside McDonald’s when I see they didn’t put ketchup in the bag in the drive thru

Sugar daddy: Good news, Doctor says I’m gonna live for another 15 years

Me:

Sugar daddy: Good news, Doctor says I’m gonna live for another 15 years

Me:

Me: I thought you didn’t give tickets to pretty girls~

Cop: We don’t. Sign here

Type “[ur bias name] is gonna be shook when he/she finds out I am” and tap the middle word in predictive text a few times.

Tae @ Jimin:

Namjoon is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,

So I packed up my stuff and right.

Seokjin: *dangling hand off bed*
Demon: *grabs it*
Seokjin: What are we