Category: meme

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Me: I thought you didn’t give tickets to pretty girls~

Cop: We don’t. Sign here

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Type “[ur bias name] is gonna be shook when he/she finds out I am” and tap the middle word in predictive text a few times.

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I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behavior like “sorry I can’t help it I’m a scorpio”. No Susan you’re just a bitch.

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Me: *showing my friend a K-pop group*

Friend: Wow! who are they?

Me:

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Me: I bet this question won’t be in the exam

The question:

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Someone: Let’s hang out this weekend!

Me: YES!! omg!

My insecurities, my anxiety and my empty wallet:

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Me @ my body: Perhaps… Since it’s summer… You could sleep without the blanket?

My body:

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Me: I’m a confident driver

Friend: You almost just ran someone over

Me:

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Mom: Are your grades slipping?

Me: Nope.

My grades:

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When you’re getting roasted but your friend has your back