Category: memekook

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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Me: I thought you didn’t give tickets to pretty girls~

Cop: We don’t. Sign here

When your crush walks in the room and your friends are like

When you’re getting roasted but your friend has your back

Jungkook: Do you remember what time we eated last night?
Namjoon: Ate*
Jungkook: Nah it was earlier… I’ll figure it out

Today a random guy sent me an unsolicited dick pic… I replied this

“sorry, I see nothing”

Jungkook: Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?
Namjoon: Jungkook it’s four in the fucking morn-
Taehyung entering the room: Hyung, if oranges are called oranges, why aren’t lemons called yellows?
Namjoon: …
Jungkook: ( ⚆ _ ⚆)