Category: memekook

Regular

Me: I thought you didn’t give tickets to pretty girls~

Cop: We don’t. Sign here

Regular

When your crush walks in the room and your friends are like

Regular

When you’re getting roasted but your friend has your back

Conversation

Jungkook: Do you remember what time we eated last night?
Namjoon: Ate*
Jungkook: Nah it was earlier… I’ll figure it out

Regular

Today a random guy sent me an unsolicited dick pic… I replied this

“sorry, I see nothing”

Conversation

Jungkook: Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?
Namjoon: Jungkook it’s four in the fucking morn-
Taehyung entering the room: Hyung, if oranges are called oranges, why aren’t lemons called yellows?
Namjoon: …
Jungkook: ( ⚆ _ ⚆)

That little shit Jungkook needs to either fuck…

That little shit Jungkook needs to either fucking stop or come fuck me, there's no other option because I am sufferinG

JK: Okay but first, let me brush my teeth

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Regular

Jimin: When I was small-

Jungkook:

Conversation

Seokjin: I’m 80% awesome, 20% water and 100% beauty
Jungkook: That’s 200%
Seokjin: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be

hELLO~

hELLO~