Category: memekook

Therapist: “And what do we say when we feel this way?”

Me: “Don’t be sad. Cause sad backwards is das. And das not good.”

Therapist:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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Me: I thought you didn’t give tickets to pretty girls~

Cop: We don’t. Sign here

When your crush walks in the room and your friends are like

When you’re getting roasted but your friend has your back

Jungkook: Do you remember what time we eated last night?
Namjoon: Ate*
Jungkook: Nah it was earlier… I’ll figure it out

Today a random guy sent me an unsolicited dick pic… I replied this

“sorry, I see nothing”