Category: memes 2018

“I can see your bra strap bitch”

Me:

When your friends helped you write a risky text and now you’re all waiting for the reply like

When your dog doesn’t bark while you’re sneaking back into the house

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I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behavior like “sorry I can’t help it I’m a scorpio”. No Susan you’re just a bitch.

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5 year old me: Mom can I get this?

Mom: Put it back

Me: But I-

Mom: I said PUT IT BACK

Waiter: “Enjoy your meal”

My last two brain cells:

Me: “You too”