“I can see your bra strap bitch”
When your friends helped you write a risky text and now you’re all waiting for the reply like
When your dog doesn’t bark while you’re sneaking back into the house
I hate when people use their zodiac to justify shitty behavior like “sorry I can’t help it I’m a scorpio”. No Susan you’re just a bitch.
5 year old me: Mom can I get this?
Mom: Put it back
Me: But I-
Mom: I said PUT IT BACK
Waiter: “Enjoy your meal”
My last two brain cells:
Me: “You too”