Category: shitpost

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Me: I thought you didn’t give tickets to pretty girls~

Cop: We don’t. Sign here

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Type “[ur bias name] is gonna be shook when he/she finds out I am” and tap the middle word in predictive text a few times.

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Tae @ Jimin:

Namjoon is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction,

So I packed up my stuff and right.

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When your crush walks in the room and your friends are like

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Friend: “Your dog is not your baby”

Me:

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When your human fake-throws the ball twice in a row

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Crush: “I’m sorry… I built a wall around my hea-”

Me:

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“I can see your bra strap bitch”

Me:

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When your friends helped you write a risky text and now you’re all waiting for the reply like

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When your dog doesn’t bark while you’re sneaking back into the house

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