Category: shitpost

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When they hit you with ‘K’ and you begin the scientific method of figuring out what the fuck you did wrong

Me: *starts a movie*

Also me: *keeps playing with my phone for 10 minutes straight*

Me: This movie sucks

The movie:

Me: *starts a movie*

Also me: *keeps playing with my phone for 10 minutes straight*

Me: This movie sucks

The movie:

Sugar daddy: Good news, Doctor says I’m gonna live for another 15 years

Me:

Sugar daddy: Good news, Doctor says I’m gonna live for another 15 years

Me:

This reminds me of that time when a seagull decided to poop in my BFF’s eye and she was like “look at my face and tell me this didn’t just happen to me”

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This reminds me of that time when a seagull decided to poop in my BFF’s eye and she was like “look at my face and tell me this didn’t just happen to me”

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When karma comes back on the people who did you dirty without you having to exert any energy into being petty

When karma comes back on the people who did you dirty without you having to exert any energy into being petty